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To be fired from you job because of the contents of your weblog.
Dude, did you hear what happen to Mary, she got dooced.
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To get fired from your job because you post about your job on your weblog.
Also see: dooced
Heather B. Armstrong got dooced.
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Pronounced (duke)
Documentation of a one way conversation.
To email fully knowing you will recieve no response.
Yeah I plan on following this dooc up with several phone calls.
I have to go make a dooc to cover my ass.
Didnt you see the dooc I sent you about that last month?
I havnt had time to dooc it out today.
The act of refreshing dooce.com umpteen times in the course of a day, week or month to see if there is fresh content.
I had nothing to do at work this afternoon, so I spent most of that time doocing.
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expression used in wealthy private schools, that is used to describe a very gaseous white girl
(i.e Brimmer & May School etc.)
(sitting in english class)
Ben- "Dude you seriously gotta make Caitlin stop fartin."
Alex- " Man don't even try to stop them doocs"
Ben- " I guess so"
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"Dude" accidently mistyped on a keyboard such as in an e-mail or instant message conversation.
Bob: Hey Heather. What's up?
Heather: Hey dooce.
Heather: Oops, I mean dooce.
Heather: Err... dooce.
Heather: DUDE**
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to be afflicted with constipation
"I shouldn't have eaten all that cheese. I am soooo dooced."
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