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Doorknob

A male or female who appears to one as attractive, until they get to know the person and become disappointed to find out they have absolutely no personality.

Girl 1: How are things with Will?
Girl 2: Ah, I'm so disappointed. He seemed perfect, but every date with him feels like forever because he's so dull.
Girl 1: Haha, he sounds like a total doorknob. You'd better ditch him.

Guy 1: Dude, look at that girl over there. Pretty hot, right?
Guy 2: Oh, Stacy? We used to date, but then I realized she was a total doorknob. Nothing to her. She can barely hold a two minute conversation.

by awyeah18 June 22, 2011

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Doorknobs

Deadpool's name for his guns.

A recurring gag of Deadpool's is when he calls his guns "doorknobs", only to confuse both allies and enemies.

"Doorknobs don't kill people; I kill people." ~ Deadpool

by Merc of a Mouth January 8, 2013

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Doorknob

annoying, stupid, jackass, more then annoying, people wants to throw him to the sharks, dumb, a pile of dirt is smarter, and braceface

"I hate your brother! he's such a doorknob!!!"

by The Music Beat October 29, 2011

27๐Ÿ‘ 12๐Ÿ‘Ž


Doorknobs

A farting game. When someone farts who is playing the game, he/she must say "safety" before another participant says "doorknobs." If "doorknobs" is spoke before "safety," the farter can be punched in the shoulder unless said farter touches a doorknob. When played by veterans, the pre-fart safety, "pre-safety," can be employed for no more than two minutes to allow for those times of uncertain gastric distress.

Me: <fart>
Other: "Doorknobs!"
Me: Moves toward closest doorknob too slowly.
Other: <smacks me in the shoulder hard>
Both: Laugh.

by Project Specifications August 6, 2012

11๐Ÿ‘ 3๐Ÿ‘Ž


The doorknob

No touchy

Killer Queen has already touched The doorknob

by HANDS MAKE ME ROCK HARD April 15, 2020

7๐Ÿ‘ 2๐Ÿ‘Ž


Doorknob

What do you do with a door knob,,
you turn it,, with a woman who is a door knob
everyone gets a turn...door knob are for the gang....

Ayee this girl hailee is a Doorknob she messed with isaac and this dude named eli

by 3 niggas wit guns + others December 24, 2019

22๐Ÿ‘ 13๐Ÿ‘Ž


Doorknob

The word said when someone whitnesses/hears another person fart. The person who says doorknob before the fart offender says safety gets to beat the shit out of the person who ripped one until he touches a doorknob, passes out or if the aggressor class and end to the abuse.

Nick: Rips a fart so loud that he shits himself.

Phil: Yells "doorknob!"

Mike: Begins to blow Nick until Phil tells Mike that that is not what doorknob means and that he has to beat the shit out of nick until he touches a doorknob.

Nick: pulls out and blows a load in Mikes face as he hurrys to touch the doorknob.

Phil: catches up to Nick and beats the shit out of him until he passes out only feet from the doorknob.

by Daddy Domt Mess Around August 1, 2017

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