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A phrase shouted Jesus when he has become aroused by the sight of a man and intends to pursue him. Jesus will use his tendrils to grab hold of the man, immobilizing him until Jesus forces the man's penis into butt dick butt.
Guy 1: "Oh, shit, here comes Jesus, and he looks horny!"
Guy 2: "Get away!"
Jesus: "Bis hop a bis hoppin' hop to different doorways in a maze!"
Guy 1: "It's too late! He's got me by the dick with his tendrils!"
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A "bad doorway" is like that moment when you walk into a room and forget why you’re there, except the doorway itself is actively plotting against you. It’s the architectural equivalent of a prankster who makes you trip over your own feet, spill your coffee, and forget your own name—all in one go. Basically, it’s a door with a vendetta and a questionable sense of humor!
Every time I try to walk through that bad doorway, it feels like it’s out to get me, tripping me up and making me spill my drink!
The act of dropping a fart and letting someone walk into it.
Damn, i just got stuck in that Mexican doorway you left!
Pure chaos. A duck running wild through a house. Madness. The tippy tapping of webbed feet running up and down the hallway while feathers and shit go everywhere.
Man, Jack was so chaotic last night.
Yeah, he was like a duck through a doorway!
A cat who sits in awkward places.
I couldn't get into my house because my cat was being a doorway chonker
Whenever you walk into a room, and you don't know why you walked into that room.
I walked into a random room full of people and I forgot why I was in there and I said, "Sorry, Doorway Effect am I right?"
When someone is intending to leave a room/building and is standing in the doorway but stops to have a long conversation with someone else.
"I'm gonna go take a shower, alright?"
"okay, but before you go, have you heard of ___?"
"Oh, what's that?"
"blablablablabla"
"blablablablabla"
"oh, I was gonna take a shower. I guess it's the doorway curse"