When you take a shit and two long logs come out and hit the toilet water. The toilet water splashes all over your asswhole.
John Cena double duced and now his ass hairs are all wet.
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22 inch wheels, usually for trucks or SUVs. Not the same as "dubs", which are 20 inch wheels.
Onlooker- "Yo, man, nice ecsalade. Are those dubs?"
Driver- "Hell no, man, them's double duces."
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When you and your friend take a dump in toilets that are right next to each other.
Bro this bathroom is perfect for double duces
A handgun chambered in the .22 W.M.R.F round. Same size 2x the stopping power. The round most commonly used for poaching, among other things.
The Duce Duce Didn't cut it, so I pulled out the Double Duce Squared and capped it's ass.
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you drop the first duce and then it comes around in a sneak attack and you have no way of knowing that it is coming and you shit your PANTS!!!!
At the party there was bean dip and that spelt trouble from the start but he ate it anyways and DOUBLE DUCED all over his leg!! So we had to leave!!
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