Douche Flute

The electronic device filled with flavored liquids used to produce large vapor clouds of gayness.

Mike: dude! Check out homeboy with the Vape!! He's sucking on that bitch like ya read about!!

Turd: right!?! No one smokes the Douche Flute like Tommy B!!

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douche flute

any vape, e-cigarette, or device used for smoking juice

“aye bro can i hit your douche flute?”
“nah bro ski”
“please bro one more hit bro bro”

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douche flute

derived frome the early 14th century wind instrument the flute, a douche flute is one who plays the flute of doucheness, henceforth making them the ultimate extreme douchiest flutist of all douches

derived from latin term(douchius playus flutius unum)

Dustin Cotner is an incredibly monstrous douche flute

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Douche flute

A douche flute is a modern day E-cig that chucks clouds.

Look at that tool over there huffing on his douche flute.

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Douche Flute

When u wanna be creative and not use douche bag you use douche flute

Douche meaning vagina cleaning

Flute meaning they are fucking retarded

Nima - Fuck you dumbass
Chase - Go fuck yourself you douche flute

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douche flute

A MODERN DAY CIGARETTE ALTERNATIVE FOR FOLKS WHO CANT HANDLE THIER TOBACCO

Douche flute ;douche tibia doo-sh floot
alson known as a Vape, Vape Pen, or shit stick

Checkout the guy blowing vape rings with his doucheflute

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nuke the douche flute

To buy a small, disposable vape and smoke it empty within the space of a day.

1. “Hey man do you have any of that vape left?”
“Nah, I nuked the douche flute.”

2. “Wow, if you were managed to nuke the douche flute, you may be addicted to vapes!”