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The biggest loser, no friend having guy or girl that shows up at parties for free drinks and alcohol. Usually seen at house parties and block parties. Often observed at bars and buffet tables at corporate functions where someone else is paying the bill.
John: Hey Mike, whos that stuffing themself at the buffet table.
Mike: I don't know. Never seen them.
John: Gotta be driftwood.
Mike: Yeah, don't know them, will never see them again
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getting an erection while in a pool.
I was grindin' on some chick in the pool and ended up getting driftwood.
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An erection that moves around inside a guy's pants.
Looks libk Bob has driftwood in his pants. It's all over the place in there.
A semi chub that drifts to either side of your pants
Ray: You see that chick running?
Jack: **Adjusts pants**
Ray: What're you doing?
Jack: Driftwood
The male equivalent of a starfish. A man who is just a piece of “wood” floating through the sexual experience.
Meghan: so how was last night? *wink wink
Alexa: terrible, wont be seeing him again, he’s driftwood.
DEADWOOD refers to worthless people in large companies, DRIFTWOOD is when that employee gets passed from one department to another hoping to find a place where they can add value (or delay getting fired).
Joe is totally Driftwood, he has been passed off to every department in this division and never once completed a days work.
Morning wood happens in the morning - but my man has DriftWood all throughout the middle of the nite.
My man keeps waking me up in the middle of the nite w his DriftWood.