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1. Although there's still debate about the true meaning of "DSK," it's once been said that it stands for "Do Some Kickflips." However, careful observation of those who say this implies that it means something other than this.
2. Possible spin off of the skateboard company "DGK," which stands for "Dirty Ghetto Kids." This might imply that DSK stands for "Dirty Suburban Kids"
DSK ALL DAY
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DSK; Dark Side Kings. The greatest rap group to ever come out of Western North Carolina. They have such great remixes as "Damn it feels good to be from Waynesville", "Triple New" "5 on it" and there number one single "Jackie Legss". The original member is Ray "Darth Vadah" Hall and then the newest members are Jack "Jackie legss" Schmidt, Tyler "the Catman" Green , Aaron "Boss Man" Gillespie. The groups biggest fans are Michael "Meth dealer" Patterson, and Max "Big badass" Schmidt.
WE WILL TAKE OVER THE WORLD SOON SO START LIKING US ON FACEBOOK. Word.
Max: "DSK is the greatest band ever! I love them!"
Ray: "Have you heard their new single? Number one on iTunes!!"
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A south african term meaning "Dumb Stupid Kaffer"
These are meant only for the dumbest of stupid poes in the entirety of the world, use it wisely
Can also mean "Don't Show Knowledge"
A dumbass: My dad drives a taxi
Another dumbass: Shut the fuck up DSK
Dick Sucking Knees- the effect that performing filacio on a person has on the performer's knees. The knees tend to develop irritation from kneeling for an extended period of time.
Guy: Last night was amazing but my girlfriend has been complaining about her DSK's all day.
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Guy: Look at that queer! I can see his DSK's from here!
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Death Star Killaz, a gang of hardcore thugs that not even the emperor would fuck with
"oh dsk? what? dont you even think of fuckin with them, my friend did, and he came back without any arms or legs, and they cut his eyes out and shoved them in his ass....."
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DSK
To do a DSK
Action of forcing a women to engage in sexual activities or to provide sexual favors. Force can be physical but doesn't strictly have to be physical.
In some cases, men engaging in a DSK agree to provide their female counterpart with various advantages including cash, promotions, career steps and influence. Men doing DSK's must be very prominent political or economical figures.
Typically, men convicted in the US of a DSK where physical force was present (DSK-felons) will spend 5 to 20 years in prison, pending on cases. Conviction are much more likely when evidence of physical force was present.
This is very different on the other side of the Atlantic Ocean. In France, for instance, DSK's remain part of the political culture. Political power and influence of male politicians have been shown to grow stronger with their greater amount of DSK occurrences. Yet DSK occurrences are generally covered up at the highest level and accepted by the French judiciary system.
The Senator James ZYZ of the State of XY stepped down after allegations of doing a DSK on two staff members since being in office. It is not sure whether physical force was used during the DSK.
Both staff members were compensated and agreed to withdraw their complaint, while the monies associated with the deal remain unknown.
The criminal investigation is pending and since Mr. ZYZ stepped down, and already faces the end of his political career, charges may be dropped.
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To get out of your own bathroom, naked, and rub against your surprised guest entering your place.
"She's coming, get ready to do a DSK !"
(...)
"WTF!?!"
*rubs* *rubs* rubs*
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