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A position utilized by homosexuals in athletic settings in which a person with power (coach, manager, etc.) inserts one end of a piece of athletic equipment, such as a baseball bat, into his anus and forces another member of the team or coaching staff to do the same with the other end.
John: You won't believe what Ted and Rob are doing in the locker room with your baseball bat!
Bo: Is coach doing a human dumbell without me?
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a guy from those harry pottery books and movies
dumbell-door asked calmly
Having vaginal sex with a girl then shoving it in her anus and hitting her in the back of the head with a dumbell once she starts to scream, thus knocking the girl unconsious so the man can have peaceful anal sex.
Joel: Dude, I hooked up with Jen last night. She's never been into anal sex.
Billy: How'd you get her to do it, man?
Joel: Simple. I gave her the Detroit Dumbell once she started to scream.
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Direct opposite of the Nobel Peace Prize.
Man did you hear the news today, Barack Obama won the Nobel Peace Prize, and Limbaugh and Cheney shared the other one, the Dumbell Piss Prize.
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1. Knocked out atrociously.
2. Knocked out cold
" man, that nigga was dumbel-funded!!"
"that fool got dumbel-funded in the first hit!"