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When you hear someone who is so annoying that the sound of their voice hurts worse than being penetrated in the ear.
Rosa: "HEY JONO! AJHKVHLIKVJBKDFJK!! I'M LOUDDDD!"
Jordan: "Wow that Rosa chick just ear raped me."
Steve: "Yea... me too"
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Forcefully shoving unwanted information into someones ear hole.
Definition according to Ron White's comedy album "You Cant Fix Stupid."
Ron White: "This guy told me his entire life story... against my will. This guy raped my ears."
That is an example of ear rape.
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whenever you are talking on the phone with someone and all of a sudden you hear a noise or bad feedback from the other line.
Or even if the person you're talking to you has an unpleasant voice or singing voice.
"OUCH! What was that?!
Oh sorry. I just ear raped you."
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An unexpectedly loud noise produced with the intent of surprising an unaware audience or with the intent of humor. A common technique used in YouTube Poop. See article: YouTube Poop. This tactic is a personal favorite of YouTube Pooper Imaperson, exhibited in his video: GENIE HAS BIPOLAR DISORDER.
Imaperson's YouTube Poop contained so much Ear-rape, I had to put ice in my ears.
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When your boss calls and screams at you for problems that you did not create. Usually your boss is crazy and doesn't know how to handle her own life. She lashes out at people in such harsh tones and loud screams it hurts your ears.
That bitch boss Susan just ear raped me for ten minutes because she was mad at Rhonda.
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The warning call of meme makers when thier predator pewdiepie tries to attack
Ear rape: warning headphone users
A sound so loud and/or annoying that it penetrates your ear drums.
It may either be resolved or useless with hearing protection.
Commonly experienced by concert and party goers and spacegeeks.
Ben: I can't believe my sister went with her friends to see Taylor Shit on tour.
Gregory: I know, right?
Ben: I can't imagine how she felt.
Gregory: She said it was ear rape.
Ben Oh my god.