Earthquake

When you're having sex and your partner has a seizure.

OMG Jimmy totally earthquaked me last night, it was AWESOME.

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Earthquake

What happens when a fat person walks.

That fat bitch Jenny just earthquaked the entire building.

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Earthquaking

So there's this BYU thing called "soaking" where a man puts his penis in a woman but instead of thrusting, he just holds still. Pretty boring right? But if he were to move he'd be having sex and thereby breaking the law of chastity.

If only there was some way for him to have a more satisfying experience.

Well now there is! It's called EARTHQUAKING !
All he needs to do is soak on a top bunk and have a friend kick from the bottom bunk.

Satisfaction guaranteed and 100% guilt free.

Kevin was getting tired of just soaking with his girlfriend so he asked his buddy to help him with earthquaking. It's probably against the word of wisdom but who cares.

The Earthquake

When a female gets so into her masturbation, she falls off her bed, and lands on her mint - condition Rico Suave shrine.

" Last night my mom came in as I was causing The Earthquake. "

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Earthquake

Double fisting a girl and attempting to simulate convergent, divergent, and transforment plate movements inside her snatch.

Kevin, "What'd you and Marry do last night?"

Brad, "Dude I earthquaked her so hard"

Kevin, "Wow man that's hot!"

Brad, "Yeah she'll be feeling the aftershock in the morning!"

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Earthquake

During the sexual act of a Golden Gate (see Golden Gate) the tops lean forward over the bottoms and kiss. Thus looking like the towers of the bridge have collapsed.

"Totally banged those chicks last night, didn't we dude!?"
"Yeah, but was the kiss really necessary?"
"Yeah, totally, now we can so we earthquaked!"

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earthquaker

someone who is so fat, when they walk the ground shakes.

she eats taco bell everyday, i think she's a earthquaker.

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