Where you bust a nut into a beer pong funnel while the tube is your your ass. Sadly only men who identify as hermaphrodites believe this is the only way to continue breeding in a flat earth world.
I was spending time with my Jehovah witness friends when I look over and I see Mateo Earthworm jimming while reading the Bible
When a guy jerks himself off until he cums, but while it's still soft enough to bend it around and cum in his own ass.
Earthworm Jim, he's such a groovy guy
Earthworm Jim, he rockets through this guy