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A implement used for a horrific level of sodomisation, characteristically used by a person of authority to chastigate someone of poor discipline. Typically electric unless brute force is used
I'm nervous about facing the exclusion board. What if one of them bends me over and fucks me with an egg beater?
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When a woman has an abundance of cervical mucous, flings it on her husband's face and testicles, and he licks it off.
I am ovulating and want to give you an egg beater!
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The process by which a man ejaculates onto a woman and then proceeds to stir it with his penis.
After I splooged on Jane,I gave her an egg beater.
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A person who excessively masterbates.
Shannon is such an Egg Beater. He spanks his monkey everyday in drew hall watching Tip Drill.
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when 2 people lay down next to another person and start rolling in opposite directions, keeping the other person in between them as they "beat the egg"
do you want to be the egg to our egg beater?
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While going down on a girl, the other person (male or female) inserts his/her index fingers into the vagina. He/she should then make circles (one clockwise and one counterclockwise) with their fingers while stimulating the clitoris. This motion mimicks that of an egg beater.
Jon: What did you do last night?
Mike: I was with this girl. She didn't want to have sex, but I totally gave her the Sacramento Egg Beater
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A Madison Egg Beater is where you are doing a girl doggy style and really cramming it in to her, but decide you want to stick it up her ass. As you are cramming her ass, you get a nice lougie ready in your mouth and when you are about to ejaculate you flip her over, hock the lougie into her mouth and then shoot your load into her mouth as well; making the jism and lougie look like an egg on the stove. Now take your dick and ram it into her mouth and swirl it around like an egg beater.
I brought this bitch home last night from the bar and really wanted to pound it from behind. She begged for it in the ass and I obliged, but then I decided I wanted to give her a Madison Egg Beater- the dumb bitch swallowed it all!
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