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it is when something is done in the Egyptian way.
person1:this chick looks so weird in this make up
person2: yeah, man.. she's so egyptianized.
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When you are so sick (from food poisoning or whatever) that you have to puke and poop at the same time. In fact, you are so sick that you puke into the tank of the toilet, and poop into the bowl at the same time.
Picture an ancient Egyptian painting and how they stand. One hand pointed out front and one pointed back.
"The Egyptian"
Your are puking so bad, and all of a sudden you feel some poop coming out the other side. What ya gonna do? The Egyptian. Get up and straddle the tank. Puke into the tank and poop in the bowl at the same time! That's the Egyptian
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1. Similar to a wet willy an Egyptian Betty is prank in which the prankster spits a loogi onto their finger and sticks it in the victim's ear hole.
" I gave Betty White an Egyptian Betty and she loved it"
" My day was going great, until some random guy gave me an Egyptian Betty"
A handjob for giant dicks. The dick is held in both hands, one of each side of the body, while the hands move back and forth.
Sorry babe, but the only way you can jack off this boy is with an Egyptian handjob.
Having a sleep in the afternoon. Slacking off. The opposite of real Physical Training -
I'm feeling a bit lardy, I'm going to do some Egyptian PT this afternoon.
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Marathon fucking with a large jar of coconut oil.
Damn girl, (squeezing booty) your divine purpose in life is to make egyptian lasagna.
The term given to the act of watching belly dancing videos and sitting on a dead rodent all day to keep it warm, once everyone in the house has gone to sleep you debone the rodent and use it as a dick sleeve to jerk off with aka 'tenderize'. After you've tenderized the meat at least 3 times that same night you fry the rodent with some onions for breakfast and share with the rest of the household.
Yeah bro that egyptian hotpocket was the best breakfast delicacy I ever tasted.
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