The Egyptian

When you are so sick (from food poisoning or whatever) that you have to puke and poop at the same time. In fact, you are so sick that you puke into the tank of the toilet, and poop into the bowl at the same time.

Picture an ancient Egyptian painting and how they stand. One hand pointed out front and one pointed back.

"The Egyptian"

Your are puking so bad, and all of a sudden you feel some poop coming out the other side. What ya gonna do? The Egyptian. Get up and straddle the tank. Puke into the tank and poop in the bowl at the same time! That's the Egyptian

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egyptian

A person who is Arabic, not to be confused with "Persian" there is no such thing. It’s Iranian. He is usually wealthy and good looking. He comes from a country which once ruled the entire world. The Egyptian man still prospers, as evidence in the current statistics of economic growth, indicating the Egyptian immigrants to be the number one educated ethnicity and wealthy immigrant.

"According to the 2004 census, Arab Americans are the most educated minority group in the US: 71% hold bachelor degrees or above and 32% hold graduate degrees. 21% hold PhD’s. Arab Americans are the founders of some 400 major national firms, and CEOs of more than 635 national companies, many of them among the Fortune 2,500 companies. Our total contribution to the US economy is estimated at more than $750 billion."

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egyptian

A sexual act involving the nose.

YEAH DUDE! I gave her and EGYPTIAN!

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Egyptian Betty

noun

1. Similar to a wet willy an Egyptian Betty is prank in which the prankster spits a loogi onto their finger and sticks it in the victim's ear hole.

" I gave Betty White an Egyptian Betty and she loved it"
" My day was going great, until some random guy gave me an Egyptian Betty"

Egyptian handjob

A handjob for giant dicks. The dick is held in both hands, one of each side of the body, while the hands move back and forth.

Sorry babe, but the only way you can jack off this boy is with an Egyptian handjob.

Egyptian PT

Having a sleep in the afternoon. Slacking off. The opposite of real Physical Training -

I'm feeling a bit lardy, I'm going to do some Egyptian PT this afternoon.

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Egyptian Lasagna

Marathon fucking with a large jar of coconut oil.

Damn girl, (squeezing booty) your divine purpose in life is to make egyptian lasagna.