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A person who is Arabic, not to be confused with "Persian" there is no such thing. It’s Iranian. He is usually wealthy and good looking. He comes from a country which once ruled the entire world. The Egyptian man still prospers, as evidence in the current statistics of economic growth, indicating the Egyptian immigrants to be the number one educated ethnicity and wealthy immigrant.
"According to the 2004 census, Arab Americans are the most educated minority group in the US: 71% hold bachelor degrees or above and 32% hold graduate degrees. 21% hold PhD’s. Arab Americans are the founders of some 400 major national firms, and CEOs of more than 635 national companies, many of them among the Fortune 2,500 companies. Our total contribution to the US economy is estimated at more than $750 billion."
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A sexual act involving the nose.
YEAH DUDE! I gave her and EGYPTIAN!
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1. Similar to a wet willy an Egyptian Betty is prank in which the prankster spits a loogi onto their finger and sticks it in the victim's ear hole.
" I gave Betty White an Egyptian Betty and she loved it"
" My day was going great, until some random guy gave me an Egyptian Betty"
A handjob for giant dicks. The dick is held in both hands, one of each side of the body, while the hands move back and forth.
Sorry babe, but the only way you can jack off this boy is with an Egyptian handjob.
Having a sleep in the afternoon. Slacking off. The opposite of real Physical Training -
I'm feeling a bit lardy, I'm going to do some Egyptian PT this afternoon.
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Marathon fucking with a large jar of coconut oil.
Damn girl, (squeezing booty) your divine purpose in life is to make egyptian lasagna.
The term given to the act of watching belly dancing videos and sitting on a dead rodent all day to keep it warm, once everyone in the house has gone to sleep you debone the rodent and use it as a dick sleeve to jerk off with aka 'tenderize'. After you've tenderized the meat at least 3 times that same night you fry the rodent with some onions for breakfast and share with the rest of the household.
Yeah bro that egyptian hotpocket was the best breakfast delicacy I ever tasted.
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