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a word that when spoken by a significant other, usually a woman requires the party to give in to anal sex
John: so sally said 'embargo' last night..
Jack: oh yeah? so she got it in the butt?
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A friendship embargo is an immediate ceasing of all exchange of friendly gestures, activities, and pleasantries with your near and dear friends. This is typically declared when your friends irritate you, annoy you, offend you or otherwise cause your mood to damper beyond the normal repair.
Francisco: "I declare friendship embargo!!!!"
Teddly: "Well, looks like Francisco declared friendship embargo on us. It's ok, it will end when he realizes he has no other friends."
when a guy messes things up with his girlfriend, and now she refuses to do anything sexual with him.
guy 1: dude, did you hear about nick's booty embargo?
guy 2: yeah apparently he ditched his date with Amy to drink and play dota with us monday night.
guy 1: what a douchebag.
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To withhold one's penis from a sex partner. The state of a man withholding sexual intercourse from a woman.
Jack declared a penis embargo after he caught Jane cheating on him.
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When a female blackmails a male, who she plans to or is currently having sex with, by not having sex with this male until certain terms are met. Basically, her vagina is not open for trade and commerce.
Male 1: Dude I haven't messed around with my woman in a week. She's put in place a pussy embargo.
Male 2: Dude, what for?
Male 1: She won't have sex with me until I stop having beers with the boys every night.
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When someone decides they've had enough of Jamba Juice and their refreshing drinks.
Miguel decided enough was enough, he was either going to shave or break his Jamba Embargo and get something refreshing.
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