Emoji

Emoji’s, the worlds most accessible form of cancer. If you want to jump of a cliff, seeing a 🤪😎🤣😁😩 will really give you that last piece of encouragement you need! Emoji’s are mainly used by 11 year old thots on musical.ly who think their stick body’s are thic and curvy. If you thought you wanted to die, look at an emoji and prepare to go into a dark, deep depression you won’t be able to cure (unless you watch a rip vine compilation). Anyone who uses an emoji unironically can join me when I jump off a bridge!!! 🤠🤠🤠 be safe kids, and stop using these fucking emojis!

11 year old commenting on an Instagram comedians video with an excessive use of gods main disappointment, emoji’s : “😂🤣😂🤣😂🤣 hahah omg lele pons ur so hilarious 😝🤩😯🤑🤭🤯😉😆😁”

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Emoji

Something used to show emotion when in reality, you aren't showing any.

Wow that's cool. (Without emoji)
Vs

Wow that's cool 😀 what have I done...

Emoji

An Emoji is that little picture you put in your texts. Many shitty phones cannot read these Emoji, so for fuck's sake, don't get a shitty phone.

(Guy with iPhone) *sends Emoji*
(Guy with Nokia) What is that?
(Guy with iPhone) lol its an Emoji, dumbass. *sends Lolface Emoji*
(Guy with Nokia) It's a fucking square!

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Emoji's

Because typing out an entire word describing something is just was to hard. There fore people use the lazy thing and describe things with tiny pictures.

You: Emoji's are awesome I can type in pictures instead of explaining things with words, I love being lazy!
Me: SHUT UP!!!ಥ_ಥ

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emojied

To be verbally assaulted by an emotional outburst from a friend or colleague.

Cyrus lost the respect of the members of his department after he emojied all of them with his frequent emotional outbursts and delusions of persecution.

Emojied

To end a back and forth chat via text message with a single emoji.

We were talking all night then out of nowhere she emojied me.

Emoji

A tiny little dumb picture to show how you "feel" or "react" when in reality you're shaming your self in front of others you dumb shit stop using them. if you don't use them, then you're already doing better than 90% of people who own phones or computers.

Some cancer influencer on instagram: posts a picture.
Some 13 year old: omg so cute 😂😂😂😂😂😘😄😉

so don't use emojies kids they are dumb