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well endowed

Well Endowed - Meaning that someone has been blessed with a perfect (or long) X. X can be anything from tits, penis or big balls.

Wow! I had another shower yesterday at the gym and Paul walked in butt naked. Man, it's a little depressing but that guy is well endowed!

Tom was well endowed with fully functional diphallia (two penes).

by Connor McCarthy October 18, 2006

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Endowed Boy

A boy with a really big butt that everyone wants a piece off usually referred to in gay intercourse.

"Damn Jeffery! You are one endowed boy!" Johnson exclaimed ramming Jeffery.
"Mmm!! Johnson!!" Jeffery moaned.

by UnblinkableHoe August 4, 2016


well-endowed

A man or a boy who is famous among all his friends for having a large penis , and sometimes impressive testicles, too. For him,especially when young, this is always something to be proud of in front of boys, and sometimes embarrassing,curiously, in front of girls.

Don't you know that our friend Marc A.has something special? Look at his boardshorts... Yes, he IS well-endowed, he has the biggest one on the beach...Fine, uh?

by Joaquin Julio Fernandez July 20, 2008

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global endowments

a sort of code word for boobs usually meaning that they are big.

Boy1: hey who do you think has the best global endowments?

Boy2: definitely pam anderson!!!

by immaninja October 30, 2008

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mormon endowment

Basically a "christianized" version of masonic ceremonies, modified by mormonism's founder Joseph Smith, who himself was a free mason. Brigham Young, the second mormon prophet said, "Your endowment is, to receive all those ordinances in the House of the Lord, which are necessary for you, after you have departed this life, to enable you to walk back to the presence of the Father, passing the angels who stand as sentinels, being enabled to give them the key words, the signs and tokens, pertaining to the Holy Priesthood, and gain your eternal exaltation in spite of earth and hell." (Journal of Discourses 2:31).

In 1990 the endowment was changed to remove the masonic penalties, wherein mormons formerly vowed that if they revealed the temple secrets they could have their life taken in various ways. Also women no longer vowed to be obedient to their husbands unconditionally, but only on the condition that he listened to God i.e. he wasn't a bastard and was "righteous". Probably due to the feminist movements growing within the church.

The tokens are secret handshakes you need to get to heaven, and you have to know their names, and their signs (made holding your hands and arms in various positions).

mormon, mormon temple, mormon endowment

by The light bringer December 11, 2010

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National Endowment for the Arts

The mega-organization responsible for performing plastic-surgery organ/muscle-augmentation on human models so that they'll look better in paintings and sculptures.

Don't be fooled by --- or envious of --- those "luscious" paintings of curvaceously-buxom ladies and huge-muscled guys --- a lot of the models for those artworks have been "detailed" by the National Endowment for the Arts.

by QuacksO March 15, 2018


LGBTQ ENDOWED

When a gay female has long thick fingers. When she is able to do a Pap smear with zero extra equipment.

My chick went back to her ex gf . I heard she was LGBTQ ENDOWED.

by TexasTrouble5 June 6, 2023