Flight Equipment

The only shop in a squadron that is continuously pestered and bothered by other shops, for the lack of contribution to aircraft maintenance by bitch ass whiners who are mad and over worked due to their superiors having poor leadership qualities.

You want me to go to which aircraft and fix what? I'm sorry you must be new, we're flight equipment we don't do that shit, maybe you'll think about lat moving when you re-enlist.

37👍 4👎

well equipped

impressive in the male genital area

"last night was amazing

did he have a big.. erm you know?

"oh my, yes he was well equipped"

23👍 3👎

Farm Equipment

Refers to black people back in the slavery days as tools for the white man.

When I was with Patrick and Amber at the county fair, we saw a ton of farm equipment walking around.

26👍 5👎

Standard Equipment

The fact that all chicks are bat-crazy, in some way. The partner must accept this and take it in stride, if they want the relationship to work.

Matt: I swear, Kim is nuts.

Jim: They all are. It's standard equipment.

lawn equipment

A vegetarian who will even eat your grass

My grass was really out of control so I asked my hungry vegetarian friend Kimberly over knowing she would be the best possible lawn equipment!

Fully Equipped

Depending on which side of the spectrum you are sitting, it means:

Car salesman: Power windows and a CD player

Buyer: All the optional equipment that a model can have.

Salesman: This car is fully equipped!
Buyer: So it has a remote starter?
Salesman: No
Buyer: 8 speakers radio?
Salesman: No
Buyer: Alloy wheels?
Salesman: No
Buyer: What equipment does it have?
Salesman: It's fully equipped. It has a CD player and power windows.

16👍 14👎

sexually equipped

Being in a state of Erection or as one would put it "wet" while have necessary tools to have sexual intercourse

My boyfriend came home sexually equipped with his piper and his skeet sheet prepared to smash