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A outdated group of sheltered individuals that view gaming as evil. Their job is to hurt game publishers that release great games. They say they are trying to attach what they "feel" is their opinion on who the games are meant for. * Tho it's been said by gamers that games are meant for GAMERS. Age should have nothing to block if a gamer wants to play a certain game. Yet they continue to hurt the industry and DUMB DOWN and NEUTER games with extreme ratings.

A modification was made for GTA : San Andreas. TAKE2 did not create this mod. PC GAMERS made this mod for PC GAMERS. But the ESRB and Hillary Cliton went after TAKE2, punishing them. Calling it a scandal, tho the real scandal was Monica Lewinsky giving oral mouth jobs to President Bill Clinton. Good job Hillary! May 06, the most recent attempts at communism by the ESRB was the slapping of a Mature rating to Oblivion : The Elder Scrolls game. A mod was created that allowed models to be topless. NOTE : This was created by gamers for gamers. In no way did anyone working for Bethseda have a hand in creating this modifcation. This was for the PC. In doing so the ESRB has declared outright war against the MODDING Community. Games such as Counter-Strike, Day of Defeat, DOTA :WC3, Red Orchestra, BF:Desert Ops, and other mods. The ESRB is attacking gamers at the heart of gaming whom make games and or modify games they purchase and share with other like minded gamers.

In light of this COMMUNIST GROUPS evil intentions to rid the world of gaming. One must STAY CLEAR of this organization and completely ignore their asinine comments and announcements.

by Ranma Saotome '98 MVHS May 4, 2006

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A self-regulatory organization within the video game industry that assigns age and content ratings to games even though there's never been a valid study in human history that links violent or sexual content in media to social deviancy.

Hey, maybe we should start a self-regulatory organization like the ESRB within the ladder industry to assess the likelihood of people walking under them.

by TrippinBeans December 19, 2010

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An organization that is meant to help parents that want to know what their kids playing. However, too many Jesus-fish SUV driving Soccer Moms tink that it needs to be extremely restricting, and that it should be used in abscence of the parents actually sitting down and playing the game for 10 minutes, which would give them a better idea of what to expect, then any ESRB rating ever could.

ESRB ratings are helpful, but should always should be used to assist a buying decision for parents, not decide one.

by 1337 October 27, 2003

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The esrb is a group of people who strike terror into the hearts of gamers. they prevent people are under 17, to play 17+ games that also people who are 17+ have no interest in. they believe that your maturity level is judged by how many days you lived, not by your intellect.

esrb must be stopped now

with your help we can.

15 year old that is actually MATURE enough to play M games:

"Can i have this game?"

cashier: "How old are you"

teen: 15

cashier: come back when you are 17

anti-esrb man: it's esrb's faults!!!!!

by sum gamer February 7, 2010

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ESRB

The system that made us play The Simpsons: Hit & Run instead of GTA: San Andreas.

kid: hey mom! can i get this game, its really fun!
mom: no sweetie.
kid: why mom?
mom: the ESRB rating says Mature 17+

by Sack o' Flaps February 11, 2019


ESRB

Hilary's Bitch. They protect the world's children from games and pixilated nipples that weren't supposed to be in their hands anyway.

"Thank god we don't have to act like real parents, now we have the ESRB"

by Daki July 24, 2005

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ESRB

Group that was VOLUNTARILY founded by game publishers to reduce the political heat generated by violent games. Does NOT mandate the sales of M rated games to minors, retailers do. The ESRB's flaw is that the panel's of reviewers who watch footage of games are almost entirely non-gamers. Also, the rating levels are a bit hipocritical if you know how to walk the line.
(Lots of violence can be had in a T rated game, but blood almost certainately guarantees a M rating. Much like the MPAA's hipocracy of rating a film R after the second "fuck" or when used to mean sex.)

Dissafected 13 year old suburban freak: I wish to buy this M rated game and I WANT IS RIGHT NOOOOW!

Clerk: Are you 17, that is the store policy?

Punk ass: FUCK THE ESRB THIS IS THEIR FAULT!!!

by PeaTearGriffin March 21, 2005

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