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when a girl is giving you a blow job and you vomit on her head
Nancy thought she was just giving a blowjob, until I turned it into an exorcism.
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While in bed you immediately mount your significant other and proceed to fart on their chest while holding them down under the covers. Their reaction to the act and the smell will send them into "exorcism" like convulsions and screaming.
Me: " After she embarrassed me at the party last night I had no other alternative retaliation but to give her The Exorcism while she was sleeping."
Bro:" Nah ah dude! You were drinking Guinness all night that must have turned her into a real Emily Rose!"
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When a Male ejaculates into his own hand, and begins the motion of frantically flicking his own semen into his sexual partners face, screaming "The power of christ compels you!" or, "The Devil is a liar!".
I gave Barbara the best Exorcism of her life last night, it was messy bro.
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It’s when the devil tells the priest to exit the child’s body
I came home to catch my daughter in the middle of a reverse exorcism
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The removal of a computer virus that has infected your system to the point where it has become unusable. Often preformed by a person of superior computer knowledge. A geek. Generally but not always associated with a program that continually preforms unsolicited scans of your computer and informs you of numerous fake critical errors that it will gladly repair once you have provided the cyber thieves with your credit card information.
Jim: John, could you stop by when you have a chance. Today?
John: Have you got another computer viris Jim?
Jim: I've got a bad one this time John, really bad! I almost threw my PC off the tenth floor balcony last night. Can you stop by and preform another cyber exorcism for me John?
John: Ok Jim, I stop by later tonight and see what I can do.
Jim: Thanks John! I owe you big time!
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When the devil tells the priest to exit the child's body.
I hear they could need a reverse exorcism or two in the Vatican right around now.
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To defecate and release from your bowels a shit that is so vile, so wicked and so nasty that your body and mind are released from the possession of a demon turd. A Rectal Exorcism evicting demon turds may appear to be an elaborate ritual or may be performed by commanding the turd to depart in the name of a higher power, usually begging for release.
Scott's bowels were bound up for days and he was feeling sick and possessed by an internal demon turd. He spent an hour in the restroom wherein he embarked upon a rectal exorcism. After 55 minutes of calling for the demon shit to leave his body, Scott finally blew and he felt total release.
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