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When you are fucking a girl in any way but you pull out and nut in her eyes.
Cumming all over her face sure was an eye opening experience!
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Accepting a difficult truth for what it is and making the choice to persevere.
My best friend just found out he has cancer but he's facing it eyes open: no fear.
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A fun game boys play with drunk girls.
Maria said, "Every time I get drunk and a boy says close your eyes and open your mouth, I get a big fat cock in the mouth!"
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Someone you are suppose to sleep with to avoid getting your ass beat. This person must get around a lot.
Boy: I cheated on my girlfriend and I think she found out. What should I do?
Friend: You better sleep with One Eye Open.
Boy: Good advice!
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A hot cup of Turkish coffee, that has a piece of hashish melted in it. It's effect is strong and fast.
I have no plans for today. I gonna make myself a nice cup of Turkish eye opener.
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'Sleep with one eye open' is usually used as a metaphor in a sentence. It basically means being very cautious, careful or attentive.
The peddler was sleeping with one eye open. He was shocked, as he heard footsteps approaching him. He looked quite frightened.
Preface: This can't just be me. Ok, Def. When You have drank enough that it is inexplicably comfortable to watch TV or read with just one eye open. To open both eyes actually reduces the quality of visual perception. This stage occurs before any feeling of sickness, but well past the point of which "good judgement" is a consideration.
I'm one eye open drunk and feeling pretty great about it.
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