Ey up me duck

A friendly greeting, often used in Nottinghamshire, which can leave people not from the Midlands a bit puzzled the first time they hear it.

“Ey up me duck, y’alreet?” (Hello, are you well?)
“Aye, grand. Y’rsel’?” (Yes, I’m fine. How are you?)

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one eye up the chimney

A person with eyes that look in different directions from each other.

Sometimes it happens after a person gets very intoxicated.

When Mandy sits down to watch TV she has one eye on the

TV and the other eye is up the chimney.

Simon got so pissed he's got one eye up the chimney.

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Ey up mi duck

A greeting used only in the British county of Nottinghamshire,mostly used in the city of Nottingham

Ey up mi duck,can I buy a cob fora quid?

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eye throw-up

the antonym to eye candy. something unpleasing or offensive to the eye.

That guy is total eye throw-up

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Up-eye

The look recieved when your partner is performing a blow job, and you gaze in her eyes while receiving it.

She can suck a dick it tell ya, and looks cute giving me that up-eye.

my eyes are up here

A statement to remind someone distracted by a person's breasts or genitalia that they're having a conversation.

Todd: Yeah, so we'll meet up for the movies at um... uh(staring at/hypnotized by the breasts of the woman he's talking to) I uh...

Lisa: Hey, my eyes are up here bud.

Todd: Oh! Crap, sorry bout that.

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My eyes are up here

A phrase commonly used by bitches with fat ol’ titties. Most commonly used when someone is just trying to see some knockers and is staring at them while also having a conversation.

“My eyes are up here…”

“Like yeah bitch i know where your eyes are, i’m just tryna see some melons real quick”

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