melting faces

Melting faces describes the action of a boot camp instructor or personal trainer whose ability to influence the body and mind is so powerfully hypnotic that you could literally keep moving until your face melted right off your skull.

client1: how many more reps do we have to-
Instructor: Less talk!!! More push!!! Let's see some melting faces!!!
client1: Aaaaaghhh, I'm meltiiiiiing!!!
client2: Ahahaha, she's mel- oh, WTF, I'm melting toooooo!!!

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Open-face Tuna Melt

Heard of a cream pie? Well... this is like that, but more melty and tuna-y

After leaving that bitch with an open-face tuna melt, I dragged her ass down to Walgreens and watched her swallow that plan-B pill.

Face like a melted welly

Disfigured face.

Don't fancy yours much, she's got a face like a melted welly

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