Fuck A Fake Friend
Or
Someone who goes against what you want to do 24/7
Friend 1:Will you spot me some money for some Briqs Ice Cream?
Friend 2: Nah man get your own
Friend 1: (in their head & on twitter) man.. Fuck a fake friend #FAFF...
To keep speaking pompously and with a lot of jargon , when in fact you don't have a clue of the topic at hand.Often excercised by Business people (mostly MBAs), public speakers, HR guys , politicians etc.
1> The CEO got up late to prepare for the presentation and ended up faffing like mad on the podium.
2> In an interview , when you've said enough "I don't know"s , its time for faffing.
What women do. Trying to get something done whilst generally achieving nothing.
It took my wife 2 hours to get ready. 5 minutes to dress and 115 minutes to faff about.
When your fake ass fucking friend fucking stabs you in the fucking back.
"That bitch is a fkin FAFF"
"You got some FAFF ass friends"
"She has a shaved faff"
"You have a bit of faff showing mate, pull your shorts down a bit"
"Shes got a nice/dirty faff"
The descriptive word for a ladies part. Can also be used to describe a group of ladies.
"Oooo, that's a lovely faff"
"Look at that bit of faff"
"Get that faff over here, I'm all in a tizzy"