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group of people who have all been inside the same vagina.
-creation of family-
Dad comes in vagina
Child come out
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The close relationships among a body of human beings through blood. Usually are annoying and invasive around the holidays.
"You can pick your friends, but you can't pick your family. Unless you kill them, marry somebody and procreate to start a new one."
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eaters of my meals and unwanted sharers of my desrt.
i hate my family they eat my food.
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a group of people that can be related to you; however do not need to be as long as you love them like they were blood; also a group of people that love each other but sometimes hurt each other for stupid reasons; families are suppose to care about each other and love each other, but they keep hurting eaching and doing each other wrong, so maybe their don't love each other afterall.
"Family" also another word for pain, because that is all that family causes
person 1:yea nigga we known each other for a long time we family
person 2: next day............. nigga u went on my msn, we ain't family, we ain't nothing
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a fucked up mess of people. some people love theirs, some people hate them. at them end of the day, you're still fucking related.
Wow, her family took her house away, cause their duchebags.
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family is not defined by shared DNA..it is defined by the people who love you as much as you love them, they are the ones you call, and the ones who will never let you fall. they are the ones you trust with everything and anything, and you know that you will never let each other down.
my friends are my family.
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Individuals with whom you share common ancestry, who will repeatedly screw you over (usually monetarily) throughout your life using the phrase, "c'mon, we're family," and who will also make you feel horrible for asking favors (usually monetarily) from them, also using the phrase, "c'mon, we're family."
Hey, I'm $500 behind on my rent. Do you think you can help me get by? C'mon, we're family!
How dare you ask me to give you a blow job?! C'mon, we're family!
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