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Student: You'll have to excuse Jessica's absence today.
Teacher: Why, what did you hear?
Student: She pruned the family tree last night.
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When a diagonal line is drawn in you family tree inferring that incest has occurred.
"Did you see how ugly that kid is?"
"Yea, I bet he has an Alabama Family Tree"
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The single worst insult of all time which trumps "ur granmlny tranny", "ur granpap a trap" , etc. Rather than targeting a single family member it destroys your entire lineage and instantly teleports all dead relatives to hell
Frank: "ur mom gay lol"
Dan: "don't make me do it"
Frank: "ur granny a tr-"
Dan: "your family tree lgbt"
*The planets align and every known star lends a fraction of its energy to create a spirit bomb in order to instantly obliterate frank* *the bowser counter in the middle of the board also counts down by one
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The absolute, downright, worst comeback in ANY type of language. All other “Ur” comebacks are mortals to this one.
Billy- “Hey peter”
Peter-“Hey billy, guess what?”
Billy-“What?”
Peter-“UR FAMILY TREE LGBT!”
*billy’s face then melts, and he is instantly not worthy of hell or heaven, he just wonders in darkness for eternity*
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The 4th and final level of the ‘your mom gay’ insult. This triumphs over any other insult such as ‘your dad lesbian’ or ‘your grandpap a trap’. Once these words have been said half the Earth crumbles, the recipient instantly dissolves, and any person past, present and future related to the recipient are eaten first-hand by Satan himself. This insult defies time and exisntce, and tears a hole through all we know as reality.
Jesse: Your mom gay lol
Jason: (takes it to the next level) Your grandpap a trap
Jesse: (on his knees, uses his trump card) Your Family Tree LGBT
Jason: *the world is crushed flat and everything and anything that has ever existed are erased from existence
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Worst insult in any language. Puts Ur grandpap a trap to shame. The only know counter is “No u” followed immediately by “ur sisters a mister.”
1. Ur mom gay
2. Ur dad lesbian
1. Ur granny tranny
2. No u
2. Ur grandpap a trap
1. *falls to knees*
1. Ur family tree LGBT
2. *Banished to shadow realm*
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The ultimate insult. Everytime this is said, 1 planet is destroyed and the recipient of the insult is sent to purgatory.
1: Ur mom gay
2: Ur dad lesbian
1: Ur granny tranny
2: No u
1: Ur sisters a mister
2: Ur brothers a mother
1: Ur grandpap a trap
2: don't make me fucking say it
1: do it you won't
2: ur family tree LGBT
*World explodes, 1 is sent to purgatory for the rest of eternity*
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