Fapitalism

An individual that jerks off about being a socialist whilst reaping the benefits of being a capitalist.

That Bernie Sanders sure is all about Fapitalism.

Fapital Debt

When a person has a stockpile of pornography they have yet to masturbate to.

John: I'm not going out tonight.
Stacey: Why not?
John: I've got too much fapital debt.

Fapit

When your masturbating and you happen to take a shit or piss.

Hey Joe, I was just fapping last night and I let out a fapit.

Fapitalize

To maximize opportunity fapping and to take the chance to gain advantage from it; to capitalize on fapping.

Dude, that Carter guy is such a goon. He just found out what Erome was and is now starting to fapitalize on it.