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lucky bastards who get more and better orgasms than men!
Guy: "Why can't we all be female so we can have non-stop pleasure?"
Other guy: "Damn that y chromosome!"
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A word used to describe woman. Usually used by men who think of woman as lesser beings.
"That dumbass female wouldn't take my number!"
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1)n.- The opposite of male in any species on earth, usually the reproductive member of the species, except in seahorses, coming in a variety of classes from cherished partner to ankle.
2)n.- The only match to the male human that constitutes a heterosexual relationship,
Women, can't live with them, can't have a heterosexual relationship without them.
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A female is a person without a penis that you respect she is not your sex toy she is a human being and is supposed to be treated that way whether you like it or not and she will comfort you but she also has the choice to break your heart no matter what and if you can't accept how much time, money, and heart she puts into making herself be noticed by you then you don't deserve her getting off your ass and help her, Confort her, and love her for she will never leave your side if she feels like a woman
A female should not be disrespected no matter what
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A person containing the XX pair of chromosomes, and as a result tends to be gendered into a motherly, ornament-like identity, with masochistic tendencies as she is encouraged to disfigure/mutulate her body.
:A female racing to class in high-heel boots, displaying signs of imbalance, difficulty, and sometimes even pain.
:Breast implants, corsets, Chinese tiny foot fetish, hours a weeks spent applying cosmetics, dieting through starvation, and enduring the discomfort of shaving.
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What creepy guys on dating sites call women. No one is sure if it's because they don't see women as people or they simply are making a poor attempt to signal that they are not interested in trans women, but in any case, using this term on their dating profile ensures that they will not be contacted by any women at all.
Why don't you hu-man females ever message me? I am the nicest Ferengi you seed depositories will ever meet!
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life support system for a vagina
guy 1: that female is not that hot
guy 2: doesnt matter shes just a life support system for what really matters
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