What you get when you fall into the Ala Wai Canal (Disgusting,sweage waste canal running through waikiki, ohau).
Is a Forehead Penis.
Wtf.. did you see that guy? he must of fell in the alawai.. He has one FENIS.
A rather unlucky name that a few misfortunate people in the world possess.
Pat Fenis (On the Phone): Hey, I'd like to apply for a job here?
Receptionist: Sure, can I get your name?
Pat Fenis: Pat Fenis.
Receptionist: Hahaha, I'm guessing you live on "15 Dard Hick Road" as well?
*hangs up*
Is a mixture between tennis and football, which originated on the sandole in biddulph.
Jake: Do you want to play tennis?
Matt: Na I feel like a game of fenis
Jake: It would be rude not to really!
A poot fenis can take the form of any noun.
"Oh no! I appear to have mislaid my poot fenis."
"You don't own a poot fenis? Are you retarded?"
"Would you mind if I had a go on your poot fenis? Someone stepped on mine."
a lady with nice hair and forehead wrinkles who would wear fingerless gloves and complain about the coldness in Canada
Cant believe she wore those shoes, like Fenise the fuckin duck.
A fake penis (didlo, possibly)
I always keep my fenis in my backpack.