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A big bulgy sore zit, typically on your face.
Don't eat all that chocolate, it'll give you festers!
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Male shocker, where the pinkie is shoved up the urinary tract, while two others are inserted into the anus.
one up the japs eye, two in the mud pie
they were arrested for festering in a public toilet
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Noun: Name used to refer to a group of specific males that usually consists of one fuckboy, an honorable smartass, two silly monkeys, a tubby, and an Ivy kid who can't drive.
Verb: The act of one or more festers pumping up a fellow fester or celebrating his actions. When all the festers take their shirts off, smack their pecks, and simultaneously make chirps (bird-like noises), then the festers are festering.
Have any of you seen the festers?
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Female stalking.Comes from the english verb fester:To become septic; to become rotten; to worsen, especially due to lack of attention. original use derived from how gross girls are depressed and will hit on everything, but get nothing back so they just get worse. verb has come to refer to any instance of unwanted attention given from a girl to a guy. Isn't it funny when the guy just ISN'T interested and she STILL clings to him like a cliff face? that's festering.
when a girl who is nasty (un-hygenic,slutty) or who you just lack interest in who won't stop calling you,showing up in your daily life, coming to your parties uninvited, or just generally stalking you. more commonly refers to a girl you are not interested in who is all over you when you hang out with your friends.
gawd vickey was crazy festering at steve's party last night.
on you?
yeah I wish steve would stop inviting her, she's cute but I'm really into jane dude.
yeah, I feel ya.
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what the hell?!?
what?
dude that girl we met is festering on me man, she just texted me...
yuck, that girl is gonna make aids airborne, you seen that hoe?!
yeah I feel like a d-bag but I just HAVE to wash myself after she touches me...
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Festers is a word to describe the back of a girls arm, or the under-thigh of a girls thigh. Festers are a very sensitive touch.
"I felt that girls festers all night long."
"I felt her festers, it was nice."
"Joe is such a fester molester."
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Lingering around and doing absolutely nothing. Quite possibly staring at a blank tv while laying down with your wrists cuffed up.
Hey brother, what did you do while I was at the gym?
Festered
The most amazing friend that always had some kind of gum, candy or anything. Fester friends are always there to fester you.
Hey Fester? Do you have any gum? Candy? Anything?