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new polite way to say fuck (invented by smosh)
Firetruck you~
That was firetrucking weird
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1) A vehicle which carries firemen and fire fighting equipment to the scenes of fires.
2) A substitute for the word "Fuck", which has risen from a (false) rumor that Soupy Sales said on his kids show "What starts with F and ends with UCK?" Firetruck!
1) The firetruck went to the burning house.
2) Go firetruck yourself.
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Piss the bed. Usuall happens when the firetrucker is extremely drunk.
Oh dude, I woke up soaking wet this morning, I think I firetrucked last night.
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(Verb:) To have sex with a redhead, usually on her period so that the penis becomes red. Immediately before ejaculation, you pull out and explode on her firecrotch, and "put out the fire"
1.
Blythe: Yo man, I'm going to palm springs to firetruck some bitches
Akakios: But everyone in palm springs is gay or old
Blythe: Fuck you, Puta!
2.
Emil: Hey man how's it going?
Michael: not bad, you?
Emil: well, you're sister started getting lippy with me and I noticed she was a redhead so I firetrucked her
3.
Nick: hey, huey, you're mom's on her period right?
Huey: yyyyeeeeaa?
Nick: you think I could get her drunk enough to dye her pubes red and then let me firetruck her
Huey: Only if you get some king cobra
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since firetucking begins with 'f' and ends with 'ucking' firetrucking is known as fucking.
you are firetrucking retarded!!!
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1) A guy who is scared of initiating conversation or making a move on a girl.
2) A guy who will make up any excuse, no matter how lame, in order to not talk to a girl.
* In reference to the "STAY BACK 500 FEET!" sign on the back of a firetruck.
Alex: That girl is soo hot over there.
Danny: Make a move then, go talk to her!
Alex: Nah, it's ok. She probably has a boyfriend anyways.
Danny: You firetruck motherfucker I hate you.
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