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When a woman slams her vagina on a tow truck because it’s nice AF and shiny
Damn… I sure hope insurance will cover all the cover all the cat fish kisses my tow truck just sustained!
Slang for lesbian, since vaginas smell like fish and they mash them together, like Kissing fishes do their lips.
Hey did you hear Jane is a kissing fish?
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When you’re taking a hit of the bong and then water touches your lips
“Woah Kyle! I saw the water hit your lips!”
“Yeah, I got fish kisses!”
When a male is sitting at the toilet and a piece of floating poo touches his member.
Randy: "I was in the bathroom when I heard Chuck scream in the next stall"
Brodingus: "That's wild, bro, do you know what happened?"
Randy: "Yeah, I think his dick got a Chocolate Fish Kiss."
When you eat spicy food and transfer your dump to their dump during a fish kiss
Spicy Mexican fish kiss the shit out of my ass.