flarp

The onomatopoeia reference to the sound (or mixture of tones) produced by one or a combination of the following: 1. Traditional fart; 2. The Shart; 3. Sudden dung explosion (either the very first or very last poop shooter during defecation); 4. Lettin' the ooze flow; 5. Massive James Earl Jones Anal Room Shaker; 6. Papua New Guinea surprise (causes sudden pants or bed wetting and/or soiling); 7. Marlon Brando's Diaper Revenge.

note: Sometimes pronounced "flaaaarp!" or "flarp?"

Just as I thought that the populous ooze had quit its awful tantrum, my whole family reunion experienced a simultaneous sudden dung explosion creating a single, supersonic flarp that shattered gampy's brittle bones.

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Flarp

Fatty parts of your body. Example: arm fat, leg fat, stomach fat

Example: arm fat, leg fat, stomach fat

I just hit you with my stomach flarp.

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Flarp

When you take a nailgun and nail your nutsack to wall and immediately push as hard as you can in the opposite direction.

Man I had a good flarp last night. The hole's still healing but it felt fucking great.

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Flarping

The act of fapping while LARPing

Tom: Why is Brian's hand down his pants?
Mike: Oh, he's flarping to that wood elf over there.
Tom: Just repulsive.

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Flarping

This is when you fart when you LARP.

Grand wizard Pluribus is flarping right now and it’s incredibly distracting.

Flarp

When you burp, fart and sneeze at the same time. NOT a good time. Unless your into that stuff then it can get you SUPER-DY DUPER hard .

Bro, I just got sooo hard
Why?
I Flarped
Aw shit bro I’m so jelly

Flarp

The booty of any boy named Isaac

Isaac has a juicy flarp. Noah has no flarp.