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a fatal form of live action roleplay, originating from the webcomic homestuck
she wasn't allowed to go flarping with her friends because her moirail thought it was far too dangerous
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The act of utilizing Flarp around a public location, such as a store or supermarket. The sound that Flarp makes can be performed numerous ways, very creative ways, in order to confuse any pedestrian. Flarping is a soon-to-be art form that includes three crucial pieces: the sound, the execution of the act, and the response/reaction of the victim.
Mike: "Hey Hunt, what are you doing this weekend?"
Hunt: "I'm going flarping with the guys. wanna come with us?"
Mike: "Fuck yea! I was hoping you would ask! This means a lot to me bro!"
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The act of cock blocking a random hook-up... especially when one is desperate and looking to get some.
"No flarping allowed tonight! I'm desperate and haven't gotten any in months!"
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Noun. A musical toy, also known as 'noise putty.' The noise coming from the toy 'flarp.' The best toy in the world. Makes fart like noises causing one to laugh continuously. If placed on a wooden surface, it sounds like farting on wooden chair.
Natalie cannot stop playing with the flarp. Carla cannot stop laughing about the flarp. The entire second floor can hear the flarp coming from room 212.
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A replacement word for anything sex related
"Damn girl, I love the way you flarp." ;)
"Dang, I think I flarped too much last night."
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In music, a note that is so completely wrong or out-of-tune that it is impossible to determine whether it is flat or sharp.
"That last chord sounded pretty flarp to me."
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A safe, clean way to cuss. Flarp most often replaces F**k.
n. Flarp
v. Flarpin'
"Flarp you, I don't like you either."
"I can't believe you got me this gift. I flarpin' love you!"
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