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AKA the zipper on the male's pants. Used to "Flash" or expose his semi flacid penis to others
hey man, your flash drive is down
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the flash drive of win in essence is about a four gigabyte flash drive that any member of society may carry. the contents of this drive may include the following
1. photography
2. videos
3. anything that contains win
the debate reaches a point when one tries to constitute what is "Win" or " Full of Win" that can be placed in said flash drive. However usually the Flash Drive of Win can contain things that are said to be Awesome, or Epic
1. Logan: " Man did you see the Flash drive of Win Bob had? it had the best music on it!"
Justin: " yes, and it was truly something to be proud of"
2. Sean: " The Flash Drive of win, Offspring of the folder of win, grandson to the internet."
3. Ryan: " did you see Jamal's flash drive of win? it had every single cheerleader ever on it "
Markus " No I didn't I have to go see what Jamal is up to now."
4. John: " I just saw Mario's flash drive of win... it was so good, I feel like building a statue of the many wonderful things that were on it."
The "Tech" employees at big box electronics stores. They usually have no real IT skills. They just use a flash drive that diagnoses and fixes issues with computers that they service.
Took my laptop in for a tune-up. That fucking flash-drive jockey didn't do a damn thing I couldn't have done myself. And they charged me 200 bucks.
The process in which a flash drive is forcibly inserted and removed from a usb port without consent from the owner of said flash drive. This may result in the loss of files on your flash drive, a virus, or in the rare occasion a std.
Dude all my files are gone!
Damn, you must've gotten flash drive raped.
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Something you use to stash you're collection of Child Porn
Im Gonna save some pictures of my child on my Flash Drive
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intransitive verb
1) to digitally trust
2) to copulate
3) to be intimate
noun
1) the act of having sex
2) intimacy
3) digitally trust
I trust her enough to share a flash drive with her, but even if I didn't-look at those sweater monsters.
Jillian failed a class during her final semester in college and didn't go to graduation because she could not walk until the Fall. It all started the morning of her final exam. Little did she know, her boyfriend Tucker S. Johnson had gone to an orgy of a group meeting the night before and share his flash drive with at least 7 other people. (S is short for Shangdong, his middle name. Shangdong is a province in China and also part of a Chinese practical joke involving a pint of Vegetable Lo Mein and a fake rubber penis.)
They were an active couple and had built a level of trust very early. She thought that he may have just been hanging around, after she let him use her flash drive when the network went out one day. Now, they had barely gone more than a day without staring a flash drive in five months...except when she was going through updates. He said he was comfortable with it, but she thought it would get too messy
Normally, she always uses protection, but her Norton subscription expired and she was broke. Tucker S. came in and within a minute, stuck his flash drive in her fast, small, and backwards compatible USB-C 3.1 port to get his data. The malware spread quickly and she got a rash immediately. The sad part about the entire thing is that the whole folder didn't even transfer. He just dribbled some temporary files in to her hard drive and that was enough to do it
a man/woman who keeps having sex with many different men/wemen one right after another.
me:that man is such a flash drive .
katie:i know.
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