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A long coat usually ankle length in order to conceal the flashers naked body until he / she is ready to expose oneself to an unsuspecting passer by
I was walking through the park one day when all of a sudden a man in a flashers mac exposed himself to me
A kitty flasher is a girl who will show her boobs in order to get a set of Mardi Gras beads.
Clarissa was a novice titty flasher. She got a haul of 34 Mardi Gras beads from flashing her titties.
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An infamous person located in the small place of Jarrow, in Newcastle (England). He frequently exposes others to his pasty white body and tiny twig and berries in order to gratify his sick sexual thrills.
I saw the Jarrow Flasher last night..
No shit! Where?
Where do you think numpty, in Jarrow! He jumped out of the bushes and exposed his man parts. At least I think they were man parts. It was very cold... Dirty Jarrow Flasher
A device used by hollywood that makes it appear that shoots are being fired.
When you see an actor and shots are being fired around him and dirt is flying up to show where the shots are missing. The Hollywood Flasher is used to create this effect.
Yesterday I had a flat tire on the Trans Canada Hwy. So I eased my car over to the shoulder of the road, carefully got out of the car and opened the trunk. I took out 2 cardboard men, unfolded them and stood them at the rear of my car facing oncoming traffic. They look so life like you wouldn't believe it! They are in trench coats, exposing their nude bodies and private parts to the approaching drivers.
I started to change my tire, and to my surprise, cars started slowing down looking at my life like men. And of course, traffic started backing up. Everybody was tooting their horns and waving like crazy.
It wasn't long before a Mountie pulled up behind me. He got out of his car and started walking towards me. I could tell he was not a happy camper! "What's going on here?"
"My car has a flat tire," I said calmly.
"Well, what the hell are those obscene cardboard men doing here by the road?"
I couldn't believe that he didn't know. So I told him, "Hello-o-o-o, those are my emergency flashers."
- Do you realize that the speed limit on this highway is 75 miles an hour? You were doing close to 85!
- But you were going at the same speed, officer! Otherwise you couldn't have caught up with me!
- Yes, but I had to find out what the rush was as I didn't see any emergency flashers ...
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A man that is addicted to sending (via text or email)pictures of himself in his pants to females that shouldnt see them!
Damien was such a pant flasher, as he kept sending Emma pictures of him in his pants at every opportunity
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A 2nd Lt. in the Canadian Army who flashes his balls at people out in the field. He usually unzips, tucks his wiener up and lets his scroate hang down. Very unbecoming for an officer in the Queen's Army. Very unbecoming indeed.
So there I was, enjoying a nice apple in my tent when out of no where, Flasher Fitz pops in, shows me his sack and then runs back out. By the time I had recovered, he had disappeared.
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