(combination of fool and goon)-An unnaturally tall, unintelligent, and uncoordinated person with a giant mutated tooth and a dirty mop of hair. Usually mows lawns (and does a crappy job).
The epitome of foon..... you know who you are
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A foon is an intelligent-seeming fool, plonker, or wally. Probably short for buffoon.
'ere lads, this foon sent me 'arfway cross de Pewl on account of 'is giving me the wrong omnibus number.
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Alli and I lifted our foons in celebration that the aliens would no longer attack Idaho.
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foon
v. fooned, foon-ing, foons
To fuck (have sexual intercourse) followed immediately by the act of spooning
After the party my girlfriend and I went back to her place for some intense fooning.
Saw you with that red head last night bet you fooned her good didn't you?
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foon
/foΝon/
Combination of COON and FAGGOT: An LGBTQ person who loves heterosexuals and/or cis people a little too much.
Damn, did you see the way he was riding that cishets dick? He's such a FOON.
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it is a mix between the words goon and fool. if you have a tall friend who is stupid, foolish, and uncoordinated with a giant mutated tooth and a dirty mop, call him foon.
foon just passed by, you can laugh now.
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A declaration of war (as it is an inverted Spork).
The King of the Pixies sent me a Foon. I'm doomed, for Her wrath will now befall me. (see King of the Pixies)
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