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Team Driveway is a group of neighbors that retreat to ones driveway and drink excessive amounts of beer and whiskey/bourbon, as if they were training for some major competition. It is pertinent that the whiskey or bourbon is drunk straight from the bottle and passed around. Team members have nicknames given to them by elder members, these nicknames are usually not agreeable to the recipient. Urinating in the hosts yard is perfectly acceptable if stated that one is checking the downspouts or sump pump. Extremely brief research shows the original Team Driveway first congregated in Morrow, Ohio in 2009.
Team Driveway is gathering at Uncle C Words'. The Douche is bringing Miller Lite, Rain is bringing Yuengling, Bags is bringing Makers Mark. Lets try to get Lou and The Ripper to get in a Fight.
The inability to leave one's car after arriving at the destination because of the riveting nature of a story you're listening to on the radio; especially on NPR
I had a driveway moment today while listening to David Sedaris on This American Life.
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A chick with a cellulite coated ass, full of dimples. It looks like she just was sitting in a gravel driveway.
That chick in the red bikini looked good from the front, then she walked past and I saw she had a gravel driveway.
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Refers to the bosom-like mounds of snow that occur at the bottom of a driveway after shoveling out from a snowstorm. Typically the cleavage grows and comes together as the winter progresses.
I have some serious driveway cleavage this year. I can barely get my Honda through it.
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A paved driveway that has perfect shoveling conditions.
Matt, after scooping my shovel across this driveway, I have discovered that this is a supreme driveway.
noun: a term used to describe when an NPR listener arrives to their destination in a vehicle and turns off the engine and puts their hand on the radio but doesn't turn it off or get out of the car because they want to listen to the end of what is currently playing on their NPR station.
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Driveway moments. You arrive home and you turn off the car but you want to listen to Carl Kassel announce who the winners were on Wait Wait Don't Tell Me.
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A highly expensive car or motorcycle, that's been left to sit in the driveway, unused. Much like a flashy diamond ring or gold necklace, it's sole purpose is that of demonstrating wealth, to those who see it.
"That's a fourty-five thousand dollar bike in his driveway, with only a hundred kilometers on it. Clearly, he bought it for driveway jewelery and bragging rights."
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