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A way to say "ciggarette break" without your boss knowing that you're going to have a smoke. Especially useful in non-smoking environments. The term "fresh air" can also be used to mean "ciggarette" but is not typically necessary and doesn't sound right in most contexts.
Employee 1: I'm going out for a fresh air break
Boss: Ok, just be back in 15
Employee 2: (whisper) He doesn't know you mean you're going for a smoke?
Employee 1: (whisper) No! That's the point!
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When you go outside after a few drinks and you turn from someone who is relatively sober to a drunken embarrassment.
"Fucking fresh-air sniper, I can't remember spitting in that officer's face on the way home"
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A person, usually on a construction site, who refuses to dress warmly in cold weather, and will only wear a t-shirt year round.
* Rusty walks by in a t shirt in -5 degree weather *
Mike: Hey, did you see rusty walk by in a t-shirt?
Lyle: Ya, I geuss he's the last of the fresh air boys
This can also can be used as a question to make fun of someone under-dressed...
* Two Dummies walks by in t-shirts *
Darren: Oh, you like that fresh air, boys?
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An explanation for the current practice of parents keeping their kids inside all the time. These are the same kids who have allergies to everything because they have no immunity to anything. These kids are McChildren for the most part. This is also called grass poisoning and sunshine poisoning.
All these fat kids with allergies have suffered from fresh air poisoning.
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When you are performing oral sex on your partner and they pass a SBD (Silent but deadly) fart.
Wow! Man I was going down on Becky and the next thing you know she puffed a breath of fresh air right in my face! I was so grossed out that I left.
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Like no other air in the world. It smells of cabbies and brings back memories of playing b-ball outside of the school. Many tourists visit Bel-Prince in order to chill out, max, and relax, often stopping to enjoy it's world famous fresh air.
It is a citywide custom to throw witless, glasses-wearing, washed-up rappers out of one's house through the front door. Traditionally in Bel-Prince, youths are raised by their uncles and have terrible fathers. This spawned the famous phrase, "How come he don't want me, man?"
There is a giant gold statue of Alfonso Ribeiro in the lobby of Bel-Prince city hall.
"My number one reason for coming is the fresh air of Bel-Prince." - Sir Patrick Stewart
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A homeless Salvation Army Santa. Widely regarded as the upper crust of the homeless, thereby earning the princely designation.
I left Walmart, and promptly gave my loose change to a Bell Prince of Fresh Air.
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