Friend of a friend

Someone who you have vaguely heard of. These people are the source of malicious gossip and urban legends.

A friend of a friend told me that Andy got Kate pregnant.

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Friend of a friend

How guys claim to have met their current girl friend when they really mean they met online.

Darryl: "Yo, RayShard, dats one fine biotch you be hanging with lately. Where you meet her."
RayShard: "Oh, you mean Shaneequa? We, um, met through a friend of a friend."
Darryl: " I didn't think you would ever meet anyone with all that time you spend alone on da computer and sheet."
RayShard: "indeed. Indeed. Go figure. Funny,that."

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Friend of a Friend

A heterosexual friend of a homosexual. Adapted from the term "Friends of Dorothy". While a heterosexual cannot (by definition) be a "Friend", they can of course be a confidante to someone who is a "Friend". There is, however, a distinction to be made vs. "friend of a friend", so you have to listen for the capital F.

You're worried about Him? No, he's cool. He's just a Friend of a Friend.

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My Friend Your Friend

The clear definition and rules of this buddy system are as follows...
When an introduction of a conquest and/or person of interest takes place in a social setting, and to clarify the person you are introducing them you are currently hooking up or intend to hook up with the person you are introducing to another friend. When stated "My friend", you imply that the person you are introducing is fair game to make a move on.
When stated "Your friend" means she is spoken for and YOU may not, make a move on, and should respect that YOU have plans in place and/or have already done enough ground work to seal the deal.

Warning: Buddies that violate the rules of My Friend Your Friend, may be subject to multiple cock blocking, harassment, ridicule and organized swooping by other buddies...

Habitual violators may earn the dishonorable title Harbor Shark see additional definition

Theory is:
Buddies are welcome to sleep with "My Friends" but not "Your friends"

This is the examples of my friend your friend.

Hey Dave, This is my friend Bertha. (Buddy system code for she is fair game)

Hey Dave, This is your friend Trixie. (Buddy system code for I'm already on it and want it... don't harbor shark me)

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Plastic friend and fake friend

a plastic friend is someone who is your friend just for advantages and gives back only when he has to, not to get confused with a fake friend, which always is never really kind to you. These friends are usually friends with another one of your close friends that don't see how they're treating you.

Joe: have you seen Bill lately?
Kate: yeah, he was hanging out with Luke and Drew
Joe: Luke is such a plastic friend. Always taking and never giving!
Kate: Bill talked to me about it, he doesn't like it, but he's afraid to lose Drew.
Joe: he's also such a fake friend!
Kate: IKR! he's a Plastic friend and fake friend.

friends don't let friends

A phrase that means "If you care enough about a friend's well-being, you won't let them do something stupid like..." The phrase is frequently used, sometimes jokingly, in the form of a public service announcement.

Friends don't let friends get dial-up internet.

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i heard from a friend of a friend

that dick was 10 outta 10 💯💯💯💯🤤😮 💨

Girl 1: I heard from a friend of a friend
Me: That dick was a 10 outta 10
*We both start doin the dance