John: You look extremely tired.
Mike: Yeah I have been having large quantities of sex these pass couple of days.
John: Oh. You are just fucked-down
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Some thing that about 98% of people should do.
Christina, calm the fuck down
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Originally coined by God when he choke-slammed Satan to what is now known as Hell.
To tell someone to "sit the fuck down" is to rub-in a victory of any proportion.
*Chuck just won a game of poker against some poker champion*
Chuck: SIT THE FUCK DOWN.
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Used when someone is asking too many things at once.
It is used when you are trying to get the first task done and received many more in rapid succession.
Aqil: Make sure /etc/resolv.conf is up to date
Paul: On it
Aqil: Here's another task; reinstall the OS on the new servers
Paul: Will do
Aqil: Here's another task; upgrade the SAN
Paul: Ok CALM THE FUCK DOWN
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A counter-word to "shut up" or "shut the fuck up". But deep inside, you want the person to uninstall his/her intellect, if any.
Joe: Why don't you just shut up?!
Schmoe: And why don't you shut the fuck down?!
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1. Shut Up. Generally used whenever someone is being especially loud or annoying
2. I'm going to set fire to your house tonight. Generally used whenever a person does a rude action that would not make logical sense under the first definition. Popularized by Jenna Marbles, most of these threats soon prove to be legitimate.
1. Person A: blahblahblahblahblah
Person B: PIPE THE FUCK DOWN
2. Person A: -cuts Person B on an escalator-
Person B: -whispers into ear- Pipe.. the fuck..... down
Person A died at 6:48 pm in a brutal fire.
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An alternative form to say "shut down". Especially, it can be used when shutting down the computer.
That's enough for surfing , I'm going bed.
"Shut the fuck down!!" (preferably with hardcore chorus vocals)
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