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Furniture

Something you sit on.

Grenade is a peice of furniture

by Apple liker June 18, 2012

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furniturize

the uneducated way to say 'to put furniture in a house'; to furnish.

Dalton was looking for a furniturized house.

by RDPhalen December 24, 2010


Furniture

A meat product that you eat.

Example: Yum I love to eat this furniture

by Thediction July 22, 2020


furnituring

(adj.) a word of exclamation used when describing furniture

Dude, that couch over there is so furnituring comfortable. I could make out on it all day!

by Farts a lot March 20, 2011

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Furnituring

Furnituring is the act of using a person as a piece furniture, typically a footstool, a table or chair. Furnituring is largely an erotic practice associated with power play, although it need not be entirely sexual.

The girl was ready for anything, including furnituring. On Sunday I used her as a footstool while watching football.

by Puppe April 10, 2015

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Furniture

Habbo Furniture are mostly known as the currency in Habbohotel, or mostly.- As known we can't use Habbo Credits in Habbo, so mostly people playing Habbo would mostly call Furniture their currency.

"Gemme two furniture and both must be 3 coiners"

by Chronicling February 26, 2006

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Phantom Furniture

Ghostly presence of furniture from the last tenant of the apartment you're renting. It can appear late in the night, especially if you go get a glass of water with the lights turned off. Are usually easy to get rid of with a simple exorcism.

Vilmar: Damn, I just stubbed my toe on some of Joe's phantom furniture.
Torkild: Who's Joe?
Vilmar: He's the guy who rented this apartment before I moved in.
Torkild: Boy, you need to perform an exorcism on this place.

by t-degg March 5, 2015