A joke name for Gabe Newell, one of the most popular employees at Valve Software. He is always teased about his fatness and his inability to count to the number 3, as well as delaying games 9 years. The name comes from a commentary node in Team Fortress 2 where he said he could be reached at Gaben@valvesoftware.com. He's become one hell of an Internet meme ever since, with many videos, songs, and even sites based around him.
To stop a Gaben, you must take control and press the Gaben.
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Our lord and saviour, gaben
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I saw gaben at e3 last week
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When Lord Gaben decides to bless us with his mighty sales box while actually f****ng our wallets in the ass.
Oh its almost Christmas, time for the Gabening
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Gaben is the holy lord of everything. He hates the number 3, and the words Team Fortress 2, therefore he forbids any contact with them. According to an old legend, he delayed creating the universe so much he said ''fuck it'' and created itself. Fabulous.
We should ask Lord Gaben for help and praise him!
Lord Gaben has blessed me again.
The Creator of Steam and Various other games.
He is known for draining our bank accounts on the steam sales and is worshiped like a god.
He created CS:GO and Half-Life 3 Sike
FFS Gaben drained my account again - Steam sales arrived
I got gaben'd - Vac Ban
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OUR LORD AND SAVIOR OF STEAM,VALVE,TEAM FORTRESS 2,PORTAL,COUNTER-STRIKE ETC
OH DEAR LORD PRAISE LORD GABEN
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