Ganda

Ganda (pronounced gandà or gan-DA') is a southern italian pronunciation of the word Cantare which means "to sing." Me and my two buddies frequently drive around town singing earth shattering and mind blowing three part harmonies along to the music of various songs on our iPods. We are italian and we would say say lets go cantare, which naturally (as we tend to do with italian words) became visciously mispronounced and totally over-exagerated in jest, and became ganda

Chris: Lets go get a coffee
Rick: Ok, maybe we can do some good ganda while we're at it..
Claudio: yea man...let's nine..

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Jasvaig Ganda

A humorous man who loves chicken wings and loves the sport football {soccer. His stomach hurts every second at school but not at home. Oh yeah he also gets bare girls but got no followers. At the end of the day is he is an absolute LEGEND AND THE G.O.A.T.

Jasvaig Ganda: Hey
Girl: OMGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGG

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Ganda V the Man

Vasco is a guy who is funny, (not) smart, follows the crowd (a lot), and tries too hard, but is OP and a young legend.

Sexy Girl: OMG is that Ganda V the man?! He’s so handsomeee.

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Ganda Panda Syndrome

Ganda Panda Syndrome is a very deadly and a very rare disease. It's symptoms include the following:-
1)Pooping 69 tonnes a day
2)Using abusive languages

3)Becoming short tempered

4) Inability to solve basic maths probelms
5) becoming mentally unstable
6) becoming fat from all directions (even that main part)
7) Killing teammates in PUBG (username is PCT×CAMPING)

HE IS KNOWN BY MANY NAMES... FOR EXAMPLE:- GANDA, VANSHRAJRAJRAJOFGANGAIKONDACHOLAPURAM,VANSHAJ HIRENDRA RAI,PANDA,PENDA,PUNDA,etc...

This incredibly rare disease is spread by befriending him,playing PUBG with him,eating bamboo,mupirocin ointment,bleeding nails,etc...

Treatments include:-
1)Killing Vanshaj by-
A)Knife
B)Gluestick
C)Nails
D)Bamboo
E)Crowbar
F)UMP9,SCAR-L,AKM,AWM,M249,M1644
2) staying atleast one mile away from him
3) Torturing him

Hey! Stay away from VANSHAJ Rai or you will get the Ganda Panda Syndrome

Ako ang ganda q

Ako ang ganda q is a wise quotation from the Discord user 𝓢𝓸𝔂𝓮𝓸𝓷#3839. It was first sighted on 15:34 GMT time. Users still do not know whether it is a wise saying or a treacherous curse word.

User 1: Hey! How are you?
User2: Ako ang ganda q...

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ganda-herpa-sifa-warta-aid-a-titus

Grouping all the STDs in one word. Gandaria,Herpes,Siffilis,Genatale Warts,Aids,Hepatitus

That Bitch Gave me "Ganda-herpa-sifa-warta-aid-a-titus"

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propa ganda

A proper look/stare, carefully analysing features or characteristics

"Propaganda? How about I take a propa ganda at those tits"