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A slightly heavy male who likes holding people down and spanking them!!
OMG Look at that Garth holding down that poor little girl
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The most high feeling you can have from smoking marijuana. Garthed represents a further removal from sobriety, or reality, than hafed. (see: hafed).
Timmy was so garthed he told the health center he was a stegosaurus.
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A lazy old man that gets joy from yelling at children, usually over dramatic and often is balding or far to stressed out over nothing.
person 1: "Jeez, that guy really needs to calm down."
person 2: "I know right? He's such a Garth."
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Who the hell in the right mind would name their kid Garth
Man #1: Oi Garth!!
Garth #1: G'day mate
Random #1: Who the fuck would name you that twat?
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A fuck boy with a micro penis, who pays young girls to dress up like horses and fuck him with massive strap on dildos
Shelia: how was lasnight
Tina: that guy was a fucking Garth.. but the money was good
Shelia: you mean like Garth Ellington ??
Tina: unfortunately
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A homosexual male who enjoys eating dead bugs for money.
Ewwww! I can't believe that Garth just ate a bug for $5!
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"An amazing person that will always be there for you no matter what, through thick and thin. He's a great friend to be around with, just make sure to break a computer to cheer him up. Garth will always be true to what he says, as you get closer to him, he is sweet, funny, cute, and loyal."
Garth: *kicks volleyball*
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