Gaston

To do anything super slow and inefficient.

If I am assigned one more thing to do today before I get off I will Gaston the hell out of it!

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Gaston

A misogynistic, narcissistic and conceited prick with a massive god complex and over-inflated ego. A comparison to the dim-witted villain from Beauty And The Beast.

Dyl is such a Gaston.

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Gaston

A really thicc guy

No ones as thicc as gaston!

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The Gaston

When you receive a blow job from a girl taking a shit at a party

Did you hear about that french-arcadian fuck who got The Gaston last weekend?

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Neo-Gastonism

An inherently right wing three point political ideology based on the tenants practiced by Gaston in The Beauty and the Beast.
1) Women Can’t Read
2) We eat a lot of eggs
3) We beat the shit out of furries

Low IQ Retard: Are you seriously suggesting that women can’t read, sexist??!!

Based High IQ Gastonist: Yes, because it’s so true. Neo-Gastonism is the future.

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Arnett Gaston

One of the most popular criminology and criminal justice professors at the University of Maryland College Park. Gaston had held the positions of First Deputy Commissioner, NYC Department of Correction, Chief of Management and Planning, NYC Department of Correction, Chief of Rikers Island, NYC Department of Correction and the Director of Corrections, Prince Georges County, MD. Gaston is known around campus for his yellow Hummer H2, and his hilarious and entertaining stories from his years in law enforcement and corrections.

"Yo, the class taught by Arnett Gaston is sick, that guy used to run shit up at Rikers."

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Justin Gaston

An underwear model famewhore who doesn't care about anything or anyone but his career. Mostly Famous for dating Miley Cyrus.

"Eww its Justin Gaston"

"Hes such a famewhore"

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