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Geocaching

Geocaching is the use of virtual technology to find drunken homeless men lurking in arboretums. Or random dollar store crap. If you take the man home, you have to leave something of equal size behind.

I paid 200 bucks for this GPS and I can't go geocaching there cause the homeless man is drinking Listerine there.

by wonnder1 May 20, 2012

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geocache

Activity or hobby (NOT a sport) popular among dorks, knobs and dweebs. Generally consists of hobbit-like nerds hiding and/or burying little cases that their kin seek out. Other activities popular among this group are dungeons and dragons, hanging out in the basement, and for a morbid few, tragicache.

This powertool I work with won't shut up about his weekend geocache.

by Pale Rider May 3, 2007

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Geocaching

Letterboxing for pussies.

While letterboxers use compass directions, follow and decipher clues that lead to carefully hidden letterboxes. Those who participate in geocaching just follow GPS coordinates. Bitches.

by thezneak505 December 27, 2008

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Geocaching

Geocaching is a sport that is perfect for nerds. The participants can use their computers and high-tech Global Positioning System devices to hunt down and dig up objects that have little or no intrinsic value. Think if it as an Easter egg hunt for adults who have not yet grown up. Peter Pan prancer-types, mostly.

Seth, I just found the geocaching find of the Millennium! It contained THE FROG. You know about THE FROG, don't you Seth?

by Rook's Buddy May 11, 2010

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geocacher

The most boring person on Earth who somehow finds it fun to look for a piece of paper amongst wet bushes and dog shit. Will bore anyone as they think the subject is interesting. It isn't.

I was in the pub last night and one of my friends is a GeoCacher and bored me to death all night about it. The boring twat.

by Scratchibum May 20, 2014

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Geocaching (v.):

1. A sport where one uses expensive global positioning technology to locate useless
dollar store items in remote locations of the planet.

I went to Wal~Mart and bought a brand new $200.00 GPS receiver just so I could go Geocaching and get myself a smiley on geocaching.com!

by [KmA] Jumper May 29, 2005

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Geocacher

A nerd who touches grass

Todd: Dude, Abraham went outside today! He was saying something about geocaches.

Brian: He's already fallen. He's a geocacher now.

by sad_monkey January 21, 2023