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Georgian College is conveniently located the farthest away from anything in Barrie while still being inside city limits. This college offers programs in healthcare, trades, business, culinary, and engineering while giving the illusion that golfing is a college program. The Barrie Campus boasts an average bar called the TLC; students flock to TLC because The Ranch is more than an hour walk away. House parties in Barrie generally have a minimal police presence, due to their mediocre nature. Due to a recent Snapchat account (MMG) Cannabis and Sluts seem to be a common item(seriously what do you expect from a college?). Drinking is the favored pastime by Georgian students, closely followed by pretending to be sober for class. The college also features both on and off campus residences; if you wish to play drinking games without being harassed the off campus residence is recommended. The Georgian College parking lot features many shit-box fart-can ricer cars and there douche bag drivers; as well as kids that can't park to save their asses. If you are looking for a college with average everything GC is right for you!
Cop 1: There is a house party at 252 Cook Street, should we respond?
Cop 2: Give it 20 minutes, the Georgian College students will realize it is a shit party and leave.
Cop 1: What happens if the party gets out of hand and the house buns down?
Cop 2: What are the chances of that happening AGAIN?
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When you have eaten a mass amount of Gluten and Vitamin D-3, causing your jizz to become somewhat chunky like a milkshake. Recommended for oral sex and cum shots.
Hey Shaniqwa, I was fucking Steve and he Georgian milkshaked all over my face!
I love Georgian milkshakes, it's like a sexual treat!
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A Georgian Breakfast is when you wake up in the AM and proceed to rim your partner before getting out of bed (I'd say "before getting up", but that may not be accurate).
Matt woke up to Jeff enjoying a Georgian Breakfast
A girly but very smooth drink available at some night clubs.
1 oz vodka
1 oz gin
1 oz light rum
1 oz peach schnapps
fill with fruit juice
After one Georgian Tea, you'll be in love with me.
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The use of crushed iceberg lettuce (lettuce consisting of 95% water) for lubrication in sodomy, better known as anal sex.
Blake used the Georgian Pipeline with his girlfriend Bani - there was little to no blood!
The act of sucking your cum from your first cousins rectum through a straw and spewing it th to the back of his/her esophagus.
Hey, uncle Joe can I take Mary Joe out for a Georgian smoothie?
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A small weak gnome, with bushy hair on his arms. Only a few have been spotted in the world, but he can be identified by his slauching posture. The " beast" is very lazy and makes a "dzzzud" or "blyaaaat" sound half the time it tries to communicate with its surrounding.
" A good Georgian Gnome exists only in fairy tails"
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