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"First Date Anal" - (noun or verb)
This term is typically used to describe a first date between a man and a woman where the evening culminated with the man drilling the woman's ass. The term was initially coined by the G*****t brothers in Las Vegas, circa 2008. Since then, the term has started becoming part of the Southern California vernacular with a loyal following of gentlemen trying to get their piece of the FDA pie.
(noun)
See if you can get Amy to set you up with her former roommate, I hear that she's an FDA
(verb)
You finally went out with Amy's friend? You lucky FDA'ing motherfucker!
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Fishbag (n) - multiple meanings
1) Hooker cooch - titled due to the large number of objects held within it on any given night
2) Yesterday's fish special, reheated in storage bag and served to unsuspecting tourists who aren't likely to be repeat customers. Often served in the bag and cut open in front of guest in a ceremony known as the crowning
1) When Kyle hit the fishbag last night, I think he found another guy's car keys and a half smoked Cuban cigar inside
2) Kyle chose the fishbag special over both steak and pasta. He clearly misunderstood the waitress when she said she'd be scissoring on his plate
When a person with beer goggles hooks up with another, they will often pass out next to their one-time lover, only to wake up in the morning and realize their conquest was ugly as fuck. No problem, they dress faster than a fireman and hit the front door, never looking back. Occasionally, however, said conquest is lying on the formerly beer-goggled person in such a way that extricating him/herself without waking the other person up would be an impossible task. The pitbull suicide is when a person saws off his/her arm or other appendage in order to avoid waking the fugly person next to him/herself. It can be done with ones own teeth (hence the name "pitbull suicide") or a knife/axe/saw/spork that's within easy reach.
I lost my arm in a Pitbull Suicide last week after I couldn't release it from under the chick's gunt. I'll miss that arm, but I did get out of there without waking her up.
A Georgian Breakfast is when you wake up in the AM and proceed to rim your partner before getting out of bed (I'd say "before getting up", but that may not be accurate).
Matt woke up to Jeff enjoying a Georgian Breakfast
The crocodile is when a person puts their thumb, index finger and middle finger into a woman's cooter, while at the same time sliding their ring and pinky fingers into her pooper. It's basically the next generation of the shocker (two in the juice, one in the caboose)...but it adds a little more pleasure to the spocker. This method of pleasure is named the crocodile because once the fingers go their directions, the hand resembles a crocodile with it's gaping maw.
For some reason, I've been giving out a lot of crocodiles lately...guess all those shockers we gave out in the 90s really loosened things up for The Crocodile to proliferate
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The act of motorboating an ass from behind. While performing a Hourihan, the proper facial positioning is to have one's nose level with the balloon knot (or the chocolate starfish, rusty sheriff's badge or whatever you're working with). Once positioned, the giver should aggressively move his/her face from side to side. It's completely appropriate when delivering a Hourihan to a female to ring the buzzer or DATY.
Did you see the Hourihan he just pulled on the stripper? Let's just hope it's not possible to get crabs in your ball-tickler.
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An Eiffel Tower which contains a second female layer. The primary purpose of the Reinforced Eiffel Tower is to give both gentlemen access to the pink, the stink & the drink at the same time. Unlike a typical Eiffel Tower, no Lazy Susan is required when participants want to change orifi.
Sean insisted we grab a second slag to form a Reinforced Eiffel Tower. He said he'd feel better if we each had our own quim, ringpiece & cock holder at all times.